Gay Demented Tofu

[shamaal]

From the Department of Everything In The World That Tastes Good Is Bad For You, comes a ray of hope.

Something that tastes horrible may be bad for you. A study has found that high consumption of Tofu correlates with a high incidence of dementia among Indosesian old people who eat it; or it could be the fomaldehyde used to prepare it.

Fermented soy however may be good for your memory.

Eating high levels of some soy products - including tofu - may raise the risk of memory loss, research suggests.

The study focused on 719 elderly Indonesians living in urban and rural regions of Java.

The researchers found high tofu consumption - at least once a day - was associated with worse memory, particularly among the over-68s.

BBC NEWS | Have Your Say | Tofu 'may raise risk of dementia'

This will fan the flames of the wingnuts who claim that eating soy makes you gay.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!).

Soy is making kids 'gay'

[jtsmith]

Mmm, this chocolate soy milk is good stuff.

I think I'll go try on my new panties now.